Penguin Baseball

Rumor has it the birds are juiced.A penguin walks into a bar, and asks the bartender if he has any plums. The bartender, confused, tells the penguin that no, his bar doesn’t serve plums. The penguin thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the penguin returns, and again repeats his request for plums. Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve plums, has never served plums, and, furthermore, will never serve plums. The penguin, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the penguin returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender begins to yell: “Listen, penguin! This is a bar! We do not serve plums! If you ever ask for plums again, I will nail your stupid penguin beak to the bar!” The penguin is silent for a moment, and then asks, ”Do you have any nails?” Confused, the bartenders says “No.”

“Good!” says the penguin. “Then do you have any plums?”

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At which point the bartender wished he could play: Penguin Baseball

30 thoughts on “Penguin Baseball”

  1. 578.1
    put me up to

    i play this in school. my teachers dont care none. u guys suck.

    i get learned good.

  2. I’ve only gotten around 535.

    Are there any tips out there? The big score come from having the penguin slide on landing rather than nose dive into the snow right?

  3. There aren’t really any tips although I believe you want to try to hit the feet of the penguin, or at least near them, as it is falling. If you hit it too early (like its head for instance) it won’t be able to bounce/slide along the ground.

    Keep trying, you’ll get there.

  4. My record for the super juiced up penguins is 1207.4.

    You should try out The Santa Catapult, although there is a maximum distance you can throw him. I’ve already found it.

  5. NEW CATEGORY: Longest distance with a nose-dive.
    denmark has the lead with 492.5

    Post proof from here on out 🙂

  6. And the master beats himself… 493.3 for the nose-dive category…

    And proof for the maximum of 593.5 on normal (is it a maximum? hmmmmm?)

    Got bat?

  7. If you like penguin baseball, then you’ll probably like its sequel: Orca Slap. Enjoy!

    SAFW

    Editor’s Note: Changed the Orca Slap link to a local file. Happy Slapping

  8. like the juiced up penguin baseball but cant play the orca slap, dont know y can some one tell me wut site its on. please and thank you.

  9. Muhahahahaha I just scored a new high personal score of 531!!! Beat that Willie! Whoever created this game series is a genius!

  10. In Juiced Penguin I got 1224.1 Twice. Ya thats right I usually do it during my boring com-tech class. I think its the max. Id be surprised if anyone colud beat it

  11. My buddy The Matt thinks he can beat my score of 1224.1, not happening. and u guys are bragging about “1210” I own u guys geez. pwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn’t

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